Where do the Fucking Parachutes Come From? “The Hunger Games” Tiny Minutiae...
There are definitely going to be spoilers here somewhere. I’ve shied away from teen fiction ever since I spent a weekend reading about vampires who walk around in sunlight. Seriously? Fuck off. Unlike...
View ArticleNipple Hair: My Road to Fame
Barky dog is gone. Either it was a dog-sitting situation or I had to put my space-age pillow through the wash to cleanse the death gurgle slobber. You decide. And now that I’m back to a solid six hours...
View ArticleX Games and the Rise of a Prophet
I’ve been a bad blogger. I apologize for my absence, but perhaps you’ll recall the videos I posted at the end of my last post. It was X Games week, people. If that means nothing to you, you’re missing...
View ArticleDamn You, Bieber!
While in ankle-immobilization mode a couple weeks ago, I lost my mind and watched the Bieber movie. I did try to avoid it – I tried really hard. I called everyone I know and kept them on the phone for...
View ArticleMy Vagina Ain’t Handicapped
I’ve been out of town and/or working the past few weekends and will be out of town for another couple weekends while helping resolve the Dickboy situation I recently wrote about. Dickboy has a lot to...
View ArticleI Didn’t Expect This
But I’ve also never put “clairvoyance”on my resume. My best friend from high school died about 10 years ago. At least, that’s when I stopped trying to find her, because I just couldn’t keep looking,...
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